"I'm a. Stupid. Fucking. Robot," Mistake drones, and Midnighter rolls his eyes. The thing's responses go up to fifteen and range from profanity to self-insult to suicidal idealization (on the robot's part).
"I haven't decided why they gave it to me. Might be some test. Probably gonna kick it off a cliff, though."
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"I haven't decided why they gave it to me. Might be some test. Probably gonna kick it off a cliff, though."