[Dorian settles himself perpendicular to John since the man has occupied the bed horizontally, of course that also means he's throwing his legs over his bedmate's as well just to stretch them out given that they are both respectably tall and Dorian himself is respectably leggy.

Enabling one another might not be considered practical to most, but when it comes to dealing with problems getting drunk and fast is often the best method there is when it comes to coping. It may also be the quickest way to engaging in stupid activities, but that was also part of the charm.]

Mm...depends on who you ask...this [Dorian mimics the gesture around his own face] is probably symptomatic of my upbringing and yes, I was fat with it. Strict nannies, expensive education in prestigious Circles of Magi...found myself kicked out of every single one, ah...the scion of House Pavus, a product of generations of careful breeding, and the repository of its hopes and dreams. Marvelous! The grooming habits are one of he few things I didn't despise growing up.

[And Dorian punctuates that statement by throwing his own bottle back and drinking deeply.]