BUT WHAT YOU DON'T KNOW IS:

[dipolar]

WHO? midnigher thingpuncher and hei dipolar
WHAT? hei's never seen a movie and m wants pelmeni, trade-off
WHEN? today, right now as you read, you're in the shit
ANYTHING ELSE? will add warnings if existential crises occur, i guess?

( THERE'S A GAP BETWEEN LIVING AND DYING. )