Hello my good sir, madam, or other title you'd prefer. Whatever. Look, I'll keep this short and sweet. I'm one of these lucky people who just woke up to be told that I've volunteered for this army, but due to a clerical error, had my memory wiped. Or something. And that's fine. That's like an average Tuesday for me. But I'm a little iffy on believing that because I'm a wizard. I don't do the whole swinging swords business. Too messy. So I have to ask what exactly I'm meant to do in this battle since the aforementioned screaming will likely result if I'm seen performing spells.
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