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⌞THE AGOGE⌝ MODS ([personal profile] agogemod) wrote in [community profile] agogelogs2017-09-16 01:48 am

THE SKY WENT BLACK,

WHO? Everybody!
WHAT? Agoge's inaugural TDM.
WHEN? The Battle of Hattin, 1187.
ANYTHING ELSE? Violence, as always. Please warn in subject lines for anything beyond physical violence, and move to a personal journal if things go beyond PG-13.



FROM JERUSALEM WITH LOVE;
the horns of hattin, 1187: the holy land






Your eyes open, and above you is the roof of a tent, a heavy woven material that blocks you from what must be an otherwise glaring heat that is beating down. Near you stands a man - you understand him, but you aren’t sure you are supposed to. Aware as you are that he is speaking Arabic, a trickle of words as he dabs water on your brow, that as you go to reply, you realise, you are speaking Arabic too. Urging you to sit up slowly, and now that you are awake -

“Good, slowly does it. You are meant to have heat stroke. Nothing sudden now. The Commander will explain it to you soon - in here it’s safe, no outsiders can come in. Check your BCE, it will tell you what has happened - ”

As he indicates to the small pack that seems to hold your belongings, he explains: you are in the encampment of Saladin, the greatest commander in all of Islam. He has been fighting the crusading invaders since the death of the Crusader King Baldwin VII. But one of the most important was about to start: you are here, at Hattin, though the enemy hasn’t arrived yet. Not that it means it’s time to rest: this is a war camp. There is much to do. Saladin runs a impressive army, and it wins by its discipline, no idle hands here, and for you, newly awakened to it, there is just as much to do. So enjoy the first few moments of reprieve, there won’t be much of it in the coming days.

MISSION OBJECTIVE

The forces of COST-- allied, today, with the armies of Saladin, though they will never know-- aim to win the day.

This is imperative, because Saladin's victory at Hattin makes his next victory possible: he intends to march on Jerusalem, long held by invading Crusaders, and take his city back. Historically, he wins a Hattin and at Jerusalem. But, the Regency supposes, if they could weaken Saladin in Hattin, perhaps even completely defeat him, he would not be so able to take the city.

Preserve the flow of history. Aid Saladin's army. Defeat the Crusader army at Hattin.

A MESSAGE FROM GROTHIA
>>@CMDR

@ALL I don't have time to explain right now, but the transporters have played havoc on the way in and we think that the - nevermind, the techdacts don't make any sense at the best of times. Your memory has been tampered with, one of the Regency's tricks, no doubt. Price for late intelligence, we didn't know until we made the transfer.

Short of it is, I put you all down as having a bout of heat stroke that knocked you out and that’s the story you need to stick to. Even if you don't want to trust me, you're going to have to follow my instructions if you want to live through the next week. We can do our reintroductions later.

Follow our instructions and we’ll all make it through this with minimal casualties.

Welcome back, soldiers. Good to have you with us again.

WIN THE DAY

MEDICAL
Help build up the army after the Siege of Tiberias.

After this battle, Saladin's forces turn toward Jerusalem, and eventually take it from Crusader control. It's imperative, then, that Saladin's forces are strong, healthy, and most importantly, alive. This is war: there are a larger number of soldiers who are wounded and require medical care to maintain the numbers. Saladin's forces are lucky: their medics are some of the best in the medieval world. But there is constant need for more hands on deck to assist. Whether that’s holding down a soldier to cut off his leg - or dress a wound. Maybe it’s just as simple as a soldier that wakes up from his fever wanting water, there is always something that needs doing.
STEALTH
Sabotage the water supply of the crusaders.

All armies march on their stomach, and in the desert, access to water means life or death. Saladin knows this, and the Crusaders are heading for the largest oasis between Jerusalem and Hattin to replenish their stores. Saladin has placed a line of defense at the oasis to stop the Crusaders. Some truly desperate Crusaders are risking death, attempting to break through the defenses in an attempt to get some water. Your orders are simple: no Crusader should be getting to that water.
STEALTH
You know what else armies need? Sleep. For those brave enough, its been encouraged to try and exhaust those Crusaders. Your orders are vague, leaving plenty of room for creativity: psychologically mess with them, mimic loud animals to wake them up, forcibly introduce these 12th century men to Cyndi Lauper at the top of your lungs. Whatever takes your fancy, just try not wake Saladin’s forces, they still need their beauty sleep. And most importantly: don't get caught.
COMBAT
The Crusaders are here: fight them. Crusaders will in heavy chain mail into battle, often with a padded gambeson underneath them. Aim your weapons for the chinks in the points that quickly immobilize: the throat, armpit, inner elbow, inner thigh, inner knee. You will always want to aim for the veins and joints. This isn't about clean, this is about hard and fast. Battles in the desert are made worse for every hour spent in the gruelly heat.

They fight with heavy sword and shield, and the metal they wear makes them more strongly defended, but also slower; they cannot mount their horses without some help, so if you manage to unhorse a Crusader, they must survive the remainder of the battle on foot. Often if you wounded a horse, it can kill the man riding it.

Medieval warhorses are huge animals that can do serious damage with a single kick; however, by Crusader tradition, many are stallions, which are famously willful difficult to control. Being thrown from one of these horses, especially in armor, is no small thing. This is where by contrast Saladin's army comes into its own. They ride a lighter horse more suited to this kind of warfare, and the cavalry works by spiking in quickly, reigning down an attack, then retreating. The Turks are famous for riding by, and shooting down arrows into foot soldiers before retreating out of range again.

Aside from the knights on their horses, keep an eye on hired mercenaries and others of all classes storming into battle. Watch out for crossbows: a single bolt can punch through thick metal, much less whatever you might be wearing. However, the shots take a great deal of time and strength to load, requiring the user to pull the bolt back while standing on the bow. The weapons are not stealthy, and striking an opponent while they load them is the surest route to victory. More traditional archers are far more difficult to defeat; though their arrows can't cut through metal, they can shoot from much farther away and draw another arrow ten times as fast. Other fighters charge in with cudgels, maces, spears, axes, polearms, and the fervent determination fanaticism brings. Do your fellow soldier on the battlefield a favor: try and take out an archer whenever you can. But for those fielding the arrows, don't stay put, they'll always try and take you out first.

The battle of Hattin is one of the most bloody in the history of the Crusades; famously, it is said that its outcome left the sky black for all the birds hungrily circling the carnage. Your job in this battle is twofold: fight to win, and survive.
COMBAT / STEALTH
Capture Guy D'Lusignan.

History dictates Guy D'Lusignan, current King of Frankish-ruled Jerusalem, is captured by Saracen forces, which later leads to Muslims recapturing Jersusalem from Frankish hands. Help the Saracen war parties ride out, make sure they aren't sabotaged, and attack King Guy's war party. Along with them, you'll find Reynard de Chatillion, another nobleman whose capture will herald a collapse of the Crusader forces. Medieval battle isn't like modern warfare, where soldiers fight on in spite of their leader's capture or death.

A medieval battle ends when one side gives up, or when a leader has been killed or captured. Capturing the heads of an army leads to the immediate death of the battle's morale and will to fight. To win the Battle of Hattin, it is imperative that Guy D'Lusignan and Raynard de Chatillion are captured, as they were in history.




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lust, fullmetal alchemist.

[personal profile] fingerbang 2017-09-18 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
a. medical
[ Even if she had any particular inclination to enter the fray here, there's no question of her being able to disguise herself as a man. There is also no question that Lust has no interest or experience in medicine. She doesn't care about preserving human life – she cares about ending it efficiently, in prodigious amounts – and she's never needed to look after her own. She doesn't want to be here, yet here she is, blood staining the edge of one sleeve as she holds down a man by the shoulders with suspicious strength. This by itself is also not terribly womanly, by the apparent standards, but she is only responding to a request for backup – not one directed at her, to be fair. Still. Once his leg is amputated, she's leaving the tent and practicing with the few, primitive weapons allotted to them.

Unfortunately, her patient is determined to make this hard on them, and has been ever since he caught wind of his prognosis. Really, it serves him right; even Lust can recognize an infection this bad when she sees it, and the festering gash on his shin couldn't possibly have gotten this bad overnight. Maybe fever has set in, and he can't be blamed for the thrashing and raving. She's going to blame him anyway. ]


Do you think he'll live?

[ She looks at the attending medic in question, her gaze steady and genuinely curious. It's all a bit of a mystery to her, really. This place, wherever it is, lacks the technology that allows amputees free reign in her own time. Whoever he was before, the man is useless as a soldier now. Whether he lives or not, what purpose does any of this serve? ]
b. stealth
[ On the brighter side, the full cover is very much her jam. It's one of a few things she misses about the earlier days – following the changes in fashion is required, to remain inconspicuous, but as less coverage becomes the norm keeping her own distinguishing features neatly out of sight has become a bit of a balancing act. This, and the subterfuge itself, is more like it. Under the veil of night (and... the literal veil...), she's quiet, quick, and purposeful, though she makes sure to identify herself to any teammates, the better to avoid any misunderstandings later on.

You might catch her stepping quickly away from a dead body, checking an equally dead body for possessions or clothes she might salvage, or setting something on fire, as you do, but when it comes to slumber-interrupting distractions there's no need for all that work. Literally all she has to do is find wherever they're keeping the most horses, stay hidden nearby, and wait for them to lose their everloving minds. Animals understand better than humans the kind of creature Lust is, and react accordingly if her oppressive presence doesn't move away quickly: they flee, or try to. This is something she normally wouldn't care to air out with the possibility of witnesses, but it would have come up sooner or later, with all the pack animals and war horses about, and it's convenient. Soon, however, she knows that someone will come to check on the increasingly distressed rearing and whinnying, and then she'll have to take care of them, and then someone will come after them, and– ]


I wonder if it wouldn't be easier to kill them, [ she mutters, with the level of consideration applied to debating yourself over whether or not you want to get fries as your side dish, apparently not even considering just cutting the beasts loose. Whether she's just talking about the horses is ambiguous. ]
d. asl haha and then what ;)
UN: @lust

@ALL: What is the last year you remember before you woke here?

You'll forgive me if I've misunderstood the purpose of this connection, I hope, but that's exactly why I'm asking. We can't all be so advanced.
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@LITTLEDHAMPIR

[personal profile] theshadowkissed 2017-09-18 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
2014. Nothing this as advanced as this chest charm thing, but we have Facebook and iphones.
fingerbang: (but go off i guess)

[personal profile] fingerbang 2017-09-18 02:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[ she doesn't even begin to try and comprehend the first advance listed, but what the fuck is an iphone... is that a typo? why is there an extra "i"? ]

@LITTLEDHAMPIR You've already lost me, I'm afraid, but that's not a surprise. An entire century wouldn't have passed without some progress.
theshadowkissed: (Default)

1/2

[personal profile] theshadowkissed 2017-09-19 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
@LUST Early twentieth century? Wow, you are ancient.
Edited 2017-09-19 01:57 (UTC)
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[personal profile] theshadowkissed 2017-09-19 01:58 am (UTC)(link)
@LUST You probably aren't like a hundred something. My bad.
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[personal profile] fingerbang 2017-09-21 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
[ yeah wow rose she's 200something to 300something get with the program ]

@LITTLEDHAMPIR Following that logic, I'd think us all very young. But it's no matter.
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YELLS || B

[personal profile] pointedlook 2017-09-18 10:57 am (UTC)(link)
[ Stealth has its upsides and downsides. Generally though, Arthur enjoys the thrill. It's all a balancing act, one that counts on skill as much as it does chances and percentages of success. But this is what he's good at, this is why Cobb trusted him as his point man for so long. Handling multiple threads of information, making and changing plans on a dime– it's so ingrained anymore that he barely has to think about it.

Besides, causing a distraction should be much easier than extracting information from someone's mind.

Currently, he's sticking to the shadowed outskirts of the camp, intent on spoiling A.) their food supply and B.) their rides. But as he slinks closer to the tied off horses, he sees them already in an irritated state, hooves pawing at the sand uselessly. Seems like someone beat him here. ]


If you mean the horses, that would defeat the purpose of riling the soldiers. [ His voice is quiet as he gets closer, footsteps masked entirely by the sand. ] As for the soldiers, we're not to tamper too evidently. I'm sure you'll get your fill when the slow process of warfare starts.
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SHH DON'T WAKE ANYONE UP

[personal profile] fingerbang 2017-09-18 03:46 pm (UTC)(link)
It's not about "getting my fill", [ she returns in a voice just as low, sounding a little offended despite the fact that he's right on the money. Of course she's been thinking about killing the soldiers, and of course she'd do it with no small amount of personal satisfaction. She's made for subtler work, but this is a bit too mild even for her. ] We're doing all this to ruin them for the battlefield, aren't we? After going to the trouble of infiltrating their camp, it seems like a waste to do so little setting them back.

[ A dead horse is even less use than a tired, unbalanced one, with the exception of the meat they'd provide. But if they become "sick" later, rather than suddenly exsanguinating in one night, they might be able to circumvent even that. ]

But I suppose it wouldn't do to veer from our instructions, if what they've told us can be believed.
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pointedlook: (non gravity will kick in)

im doin my best here

[personal profile] pointedlook 2017-09-20 07:33 am (UTC)(link)
Look, I'd rather do this the fast way with lots of guns and less sidestepping, but instructions are instructions. [ He doesn't really have a taste for blood, per se. Eames has called him bloody minded before, but that's more of a critique of his character than how he operates on the field. However, he loathes inefficiency and this whole "preserve history" thing is taxing and slightly aggravating.

Details are details though, and if there's anything he's good at, it's keeping track of those. So here they all are. Slogging the hard way. ]


I've seen enough time travel movies to know how changing things up could be a bad idea. [ Make too much noise in a dream too and it starts to collapse in on itself. ] Seems like you've got the horses restless. I'm gonna loop around and slice open their food reserves. Wanna come?
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it's time to light up the diggy diggy dark

[personal profile] fingerbang 2017-09-25 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I’d hardly turn down a gentleman’s invitation, [ she says, sounding neither particularly invited nor ladylike, and her eyebrows pull down as though she's thinking very hard about some way to act in spite while still not defying the perfectly logical thrust of every statement made thus far. ] But maybe you’ll forgive my ignorance. If you'll give me a second...

[ Despite any vocal or behavioral reticence, Lust is totally going to tail him to the food sabotage when he decides to depart, but first!! She steps away from Arthur with no particular regard and closes in on the horses, seeking whichever specimen pushes most intensely against its restraints. Her mind, unlike the numerous souls whose background noise is causing the horses to rebel, works just as brutally.

Instructions are instructions is fine for a human to abide by – by her own reckoning, in fact, it's ideal – but for her, that's just not the case. Instructions that merit her unquestioning obedience should be given by someone with the authority to command, the authority to create. Someone she's disappointed very severely. Someone who she abandoned without ever intended to. Someone...

Anyway. While her stupid self-important homunculus internal monologue is going, Lust reaches out as if meaning to stroke the horse, and suddenly it appears to have miraculously broken free from its tethers. With the bulk of her well-shrouded body standing in between Arthur and the horse, it's hard to tell exactly what she did, but probably she just had a dagger hanging around and cut some ropes, right? Either way, when she walks back, it seems she's picking up on the conversation precisely where she left it. ]


What did those movies lead you to believe?
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a.

[personal profile] trample 2017-09-18 10:57 am (UTC)(link)

"From this?" Eren asked, shoving an already damp stick into the man's mouth, taking note of the tears welling at the ends of his dark eyes. "Oh, definitely. It's not so bad."


By then he had already taken a knife to the skin of the man's shin and directed another assistant to prepare a tourniquet. "Really, this can take under a minute -- hell, it should be well under a minute if you do everything right." There was lots of blood on his hands by now, but he had made it to the bone. His knife was swapped out for a bone saw, and while it served its purpose, Eren continued to make small talk.


"Even someone like me can figure this out. It's a pretty simple process if you take it step by step." Before he knew it, he had made it through the shin, and all that was left was to come out the other end of the calf. "Just gotta take it easy and keep your cool." A wholly parted leg fell foot-first into a basket. "That's all."

It should be said that during this whole process, there was hardly a reason to talk at all, given that the victim-slash-patient here had been furiously convulsing the whole while, and loudly at that. What little chatting there was to have, likely, would have been drowned out by the rest. Not that it concerned Eren, who promptly tied all the blood vessels with a silk string and sewed the ends of the flesh back together, giving yet another amputee a nice stump to live with. That left only a good handful more to go. The night was shaping up to be a slow one.


"Hey, you did surprisingly good holding him down. The last guy I had managed to slip and lose a finger or two in the middle of it all -- the patient spit the stick out and went at it with...well, I'm sure you get the idea. Think you can do one more?"

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[personal profile] fingerbang 2017-09-18 05:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Her first reaction to his request for help, admittedly, was what does a boy like this know about amputation? Foolish of her. Appearances can be deceiving, she knows full well, and when the powers that be act indiscriminate in their recruitment process, plenty of people one might think too young to understand gory tasks like this end up with a great deal of first-hand experience.

She watches Eren do his thing with a clinical expression, neither repulsed by nor particularly drawn to the process, simply noting the various steps he takes in silence. She could do it faster, but then she'd have to bother with the process of cleaning up the literal loose ends, which doesn't interest her in the slightest.

"I hope you don't think you can flatter me into staying here all night," she says after he's done, which is supposed to have the cadence of a joke. "Still... that's quite a picture you're painting. If it such a concern, I suppose it wouldn't hurt to deal with a few more. My hands don't slip."

Lust finally lets go of the man, wiping her own hands off on the fabric of his sweat-soaked tunic for a few seconds and murmuring a "shh" as she does it. Amazing bedside manner, ten out of ten stars. When she looks back up at Eren, however, there's no facsimile of comfort in her eyes, and certainly no levity.

"But I'll warn you now – if yours do, and one of them tries anything like that, they won't be leaving this tent alive. Will that be a problem?"
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[personal profile] trample 2017-09-19 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
"You know," he said this in a hushed voice, eyeing the lineup of sorry souls just a ways away. "Frankly, I don't think most of them are gonna make it out of here alive to begin with. Times are rough for the soldier unfortunate enough to get medical attention. I can't stop you if you decide to rough them up, but..."

That came out a lot more defeatist than he would have ever thought himself capable of. Considering that he hardly thought himself the most capable person around for this job, it was no surprise that he felt complicated about having to do it in the first place. This was neither the time nor the place to beat himself up over it, though.

"Look, just hold them down and I can do the rest. Real simple." He stared at her with the most awkward face he's made yet before turning away and calling the next person over. "No need to be a hardass about it."

That's rich, coming from him.
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d

[personal profile] rappels 2017-09-18 09:05 pm (UTC)(link)
un: machinehunter
Unless you've heard of the Carja or other tribes, 3040. But I at least feel the same way.
I've used something similar, but I could only really talk to one person. But I guess if we get to use it, we can also use it however we want, right?
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oh god, only now do i realize there's no prompt c

[personal profile] fingerbang 2017-09-20 09:39 pm (UTC)(link)
@machinehunter I'm afraid that means just as little to me as any of my terminology would to you. To the last thing you said, though... if the price of this technology is enlistment in an endless war one doesn't remember agreeing signing on for, I'm inclined to agree.

@machinehunter Is it a common method of communication, in your own time?
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[personal profile] rappels 2017-09-24 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
It's what I've been thinking, at least. If they have a problem with it, then they can tell us. But I'd prefer to get more answers about the endless war part than a lecture about using their things the wrong way. That gets old really fast.

Nope. Long story, but the short version is that I found mine. I didn't even realize other people had them at all until recently.
hellenization: (Is it Turkish for Alexandria?)

B

[personal profile] hellenization 2017-09-18 11:27 pm (UTC)(link)
B


[Iskandar was not a man who was good at the concept of stealth. He was too big, too loud, too oversized in all ways for it to be something he liked or something that felt natural to him. Conquest was big and loud and flashy, something you hearlded from the top of the mountain.

But that did not mean that he was incapable of it. The act simply took more effort, and the effort was highlighted in comparison to several of the others involved in the stealth matter. He was in every way the great big oaf he looked like.

A great big oaf who, upon hearing Lust's thoughts on the distressed horses, was extremely quick to react:]


Absolutely not.

[Iskandar wasted no time in stepping out of the shadows, the instinct to ignore getting caught in exchange for calming the horses down.]

If there is to be a triumph, they'll be needed.
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[personal profile] fingerbang 2017-09-20 11:00 pm (UTC)(link)
A triumph?

[ She looks up at the newcomer with obvious, if entirely self-interested, consternation – though, to his credit, she didn't notice him until he announced himself, Iskandar is much too large not to attract some attention in conjunction with several agitated horses. Said horses will be somewhat responsive to efforts to pacify them, but never completely calm down as long as Lust is still nearby. Which she will be, until the precise moment someone does come to investigate, in which case this guy is on his own. ]

I'd rather focus on the people who need them now. [ She just... incorrectly assumed he meant triumph as in victory, not triumph as in dragging your vanquished foes through the streets in chains. ] Aren't they the ones we're trying to cripple?
hellenization: (It's Turkish.)

[personal profile] hellenization 2017-09-20 11:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[Iskandar's hands are resting on the noses of one of the horses that several seconds prior, was threatening to become more than just spooked. There's no words from his mouth to the animal, just confidence and genly stroking that same nose.

There. One down, many more to go.]


As would I. Individuals like you and myself likely would do better in this fight if we have horses. Picking the right time to steal them is important, and we can't ride a horse if you've killed it for making noise.

[Grand Theft Equine is not the ultimate goal here. Or even a side goal. But Iskandar knows the needs of an army and knows them well. Horses are a battlefield advantage, even if they require an increase in supplies and thus the military budget. Better to feed horses then have to replace dead soldiers.]
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[personal profile] thingpuncher 2017-09-19 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
>>@TRENTCOAT

@LUST pretty sure the purpose of this connection is requesting nudes so ur doing fine so far

@LUST its 2015 and as far as advanced is concerned it really depends on ur arms dealer
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[personal profile] fingerbang 2017-09-24 07:26 pm (UTC)(link)
@TRENTCOAT I can't imagine that changing in any era.

[ SHE'S NOT TOUCHING THE NUDES PART not least because the first place her mind goes is literal paintings ]

@TRENTCOAT The dependence of technology on who one knows, that is. In the countryside, they've barely moved past horsepower – though that's hardly relevant to you.
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[personal profile] thingpuncher 2017-09-25 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
@LUST nothing new under the sun

@LUST and fuck is there a lot of sun here


[PROBS FOR THE BEST considering Midnighter's still laboring under the assumption he's flirting with a guy.]

@LUST u never know about something until it comes crashing thru ur window

@LUST most ppl where im from have never heard heard of teleport tech but its how i get around

@LUST all a matter of perspective

@LUST but i know what u really mean. were definitely beyond knights in shining armor. most places dont need horses

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[personal profile] chariotry 2017-09-25 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
UN: aristosachaion

I think the year had been 2012. But I come from a time long before that.

I pity you if you have as well, because advanced technology like this is hard to get used to. Luckily, I never had to learn.
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[personal profile] fingerbang 2017-09-30 12:00 am (UTC)(link)
It's kind of you, but there's no need for pity. I'm a quick study.

And we're lucky enough to be working on a stage set centuries before my time... if one can call this luck. What does that mean, if I may ask? That you "never had to learn."
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[personal profile] chariotry 2017-09-30 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
I never had to learn because before coming here I'd been summoned to the age of "cell phones" with knowledge of how to use them intact. It's expected of my kind to be prepared no matter what era we find ourselves in.

I can drive a car, too. Not that I've had the chance to, yet. I just know I could.

I imagine if you come from a time long before the "new age" of technology, you wouldn't even know what a car is, though.